A: No! I'm training to die...
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you: Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so i brought it over for a ride...
3. When it's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one...
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: You awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking...
5. Your friend calls your home phone: Where are you:
A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom: Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they asked: Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me...
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him: Are those flowers:
A: No baby! They are carrots...
9. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: Is anyone in there?
A: No! The SHIT is talking to you...
Hahahahahahahaha...(^_^)
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