.:Boobs vs Willies:.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, a women goes thru three phases. in her 20s, a woman's boons are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50s, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'...

'Yes, you see them and they make u cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes thru three phases also. in his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree...'

'A christmas tree?'

'Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decorations' (^_^)...