The Original Version If you love somebody,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours...
The Pessimist Version
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
The Optimist Version
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
The Suspicious Version
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
The Impatient Version
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.
The Patient Version
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
The Playful Version
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *
The Bill Gates Version
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
The Statistician's Version
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
The MBA Version
If you love somebody set her free...
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.
The Psychologist's Version
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
The Finance Expert Version
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
The Marketing Version
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
The Possessive Version
If you love somebody don't ever set her free.
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